stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)

fatj2112:

Michael Reedy

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

sashacharis:

:)

Vagina sounds like the Italian word for linguini

My girlfriend (via mkuuuniversallysound)

stateofdusk:

Girls are so fucking attractive

cloudgurl:

acidhippie:

Do people really think it’s a coincidence that so many flowers’ petals resemble women’s vaginas

bc we are flowers actually
flashesofher:

mmm